She thought I worked as an exotic dancer and I was worried that, she would choke on her latte.
Much to my surprise, she was accepting when she heard that I like my job.
I told her about a funny client that I had visited, which had really tested my skills... in keeping a straight face that is and we had great laugh, before going shopping for funny geek glasses, nail varnish and sophisticated hats.
He was a regular client, nothing kinky, until he called me a little lamb.
-which I guess isn't really kinky, but... well in this funny.
In the middle of him doing me from behind I suddenly hear him say:
'mmmm... you're like a little lamb"
And all I could think of was that episode of Secret Diary of a Call Girl, where Belle is with a punter, in the same position and he asks her to bleat.
I did all I could not laugh out loud and hoped that he's wasn't going to ask me to bleat - and if he did, how should it sound.
And on my way home all I could think of was 'Why a lamb?'
- Maybe I need to start straightening my blond hair.
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